Color Me Beautiful

why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong

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aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

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wxng:

Reasons to Date Me:

• No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
• Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have

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kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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kurtsass:

it’s 2012 why don’t legs shave themselves 

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taemanliness:

zcatz:

zcatz:

Fun fact, I have a green foil star balloon that I was given at the zoo and it’s still fully inflated without ever being refilled.

Funner fact? I was two years old when I got it, making it a 16 year old balloon.

I may be carrying a balloon that is older than a fair few of my followers right now.

how

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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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notyoudonut:

my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and

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